why i can’t take Ravenclaws seriously

nargles-of-ni:

folieadeuxover:

in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was.

…brings a whole new meaning to
“wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure”

Ok but having a motto that sounds very stuffy but is actually just a dick joke is the most ravenclaw thing ever.

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