rmh8402:

thebibliosphere:

caitninja:

samisbamboozled:

spookyscaryfrog:

I have headcanons about what vampires should be.

Pay them in blood to tell us what is at the bottom of the ocean.

@thebibliosphere

Vampire emerging from the deep in s blind panic: fuck the ocean, there’s too much weird shit down there!

Human: but what about your bloo-

Vampire: FORGET THE BLOOD HELEN, THERE’S THINGS DOWN THERE WITH MORE TEETH THAN ME, RUN

Hahahaha