shortviolet:

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

•  “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 
• “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 
• “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 
• “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 
• “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 
• “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 
• Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 
• *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 
• *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
• “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 
• “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”