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Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

• Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon
• Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”
• Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it
• Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog
• Ordered pizza to a demon house
• Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum
• Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 
• Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
• Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 
• Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off
• Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman
• Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs
• Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 
• Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 
• The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 
• Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it
• Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 
• They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk
• Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found
• Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart