Author: bisexualpixiebabe

africanaquarian:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

thatpettyblackgirl:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Dude went from “i marry my cousin” to “i keep my cousin locked in basement”

“I hate niggers!” Vs “Unfortunately, you do not meet the requirements
for this job/ admission to this institution/ qualifying for this home
loan”

From “the south shall rise again” to “I lobby to keep kids from poorer districts out of my school zone”

Its not like he looked any better with the facial hair but damn. Without it the toad really jumps out at you

boatiechat:

frislander:

moghedien:

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians.

So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians. 

(It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

steg-o-sore-us:

ireject-yourreality:

wellgoatsarecool:

things that are nOt okay:

  • going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)
  • talking badly aBout your kid to other people
  • insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back
  • “this is my house you have no privacy”
  • hitting your kid
  • compare them to other kids

• telling your kid you’re doing them a favor by providing the essentials (food, clothing, education, etc)

  • saying they’re meant to be “the smart one”

shock:

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour