YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh shit!!!!
I AM SO PROUND
“Gone is the face we loved so dear,
Silent the voice we loved to hear.”Man, I’m still not over In The Flesh. I love my sad zombie boy.
Paper texture: here.
literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess
me: oh my god she was a Princess
*sips coffee* you see, my milf obsession started when i listened to Stacy’s Mom back in 2003
“It’s terribly important to remember just what terrible people all men are.”
– Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
my senior year of high school i worked in the referral office and a girl came in one day and was like ‘uhh i got a referral’ so i had to ask her what for and she told me it was for her necklace and i told her if she’d let me take a picture wearing it i would throw the referral away and yeah
ive been looking for this for 3 hours
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 