bisexualpixiebabe

My cousin is moving and apparently texted everyone in the family but us. Like, I know y’all hate us but still try and be more slick about it.

for-taffy:

thatpettyblackgirl:

That’s so precious!

It took me as many tries as Alexa to figure out what the bb was saying. That little bounce though omo! 😂

meladoodle:

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind