Icarly was fucking terrifying

thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

mutantapologist:

Scott summers: (trying to buy some soup ingredients at the local grocery store)

19 year old employe who has been told repeatedly that cyclops is extremely banned from the store for mutant extremist crimes and to never let him enter under any circumstances: excuse me sir are you that bitch that shoots lasers out of your eyes

Scott summers:

Scott summers: no