bisexualpixiebabe

bubblegum bitch went hard in 2013 and it still does in 2018

I see no difference in energy here

elainapoststhings:

i-am-a-fish:

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

fucckingbagofbags:

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

takeitaway-penny:

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

http://bisexualpixiebabe.tumblr.com/post/179892375051/audio_player_iframe/bisexualpixiebabe/tumblr_pbk8zziqi81uzyc95?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbisexualpixiebabe%2F179892375051%2Ftumblr_pbk8zziqi81uzyc95

purblebuppy:

the–wilting–walflower:

My Dad: Why do you have this knife in your car?
Me: First of all chill, it’s a box cutter. I use it at work when I unload the truck.
My Dad: Well I don’t like you having it.
Me: You know I literally have a giant ass machete in the trunk of my car right?

I think I bought a foundation too light but I can’t return it. Hoping it oxidizes because otherwise I’m fooked.