catchymemes:

Just wanna brag on my girlfriend’s son. He fucking KILLED it as Eleven, this year.

Gassed up and ready to roll out

My daughter doesn’t like her homemade costume she made and she won’t wear it. I love it.

My Halloween costume of Jack Skellington, with my wife as Sally.

We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge

Every year I’m able to talk my family into doing Halloween as a group costume… This year we were hoping to win the trophy. (even though we don’t enter any contests…)

She refused to smile the entire time in costume 🙂

My friend with amelia syndrome and I had the best Halloween costumes

My Halloween costume this year. I’ve peaked.

Is this a COSTUME?

My sister takes Halloween very seriously (Year 2). And yes, her dog is still very much involved.

My daughter went as me this year.

My parents decided to switch it up this year.

I gave out nothing but chocolate candy.

Our family Halloween costume 2018!

Bsod with 21 ram sticks as scythe

My teacher was dressed as Arthur

For her first Halloween, she became a free elf.

Turned my son’s wheelchair into the Millennium Falcon!

My coworker came as me to work for Halloween

My
son is 4 with cerebral palsy. Every year my amazing wife builds him a
costume to go on his wheelchair. He’s been obsessed with Polar Express
so this year he went as a train engineer. Woo woo!

Some girls want to be Disney princesses for Halloween. Others walk a different path… It’s the expression that really sells it.

The little girl that was mesmerized by Michelle Obama’s official portrait last March dressed up as her hero this Halloween.

My son, Harrison, giving his best Link impression before we headed out for a spin around the neighborhood.

My daughter wanted to be a Tide pod. Be nice – she’s just an 11 year old.

ironspiderson:

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

juregim:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

need this trend of white girls going from looking like jennifer aniston to looking like zoe kravitz to die right now

y’all are going to JAIL PERIODDDTTTTTT

this is…. horrendous

doctorcarlislecullen:

suicunesrider:

theconcealedweapon:

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

Never reblogged something harder in my life

traumaseraph:

Got into a knife fight with a physical manifestation of my hubris at Claire’s