i’m not dead just incredibly tired✊😔
Author: bisexualpixiebabe
My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.
It took me forever to to unsee the neck!
Summary of Methods Used to Get Tony to Eat
Steve: Tony, I brought you some food.
Tony: Sorry cap, I’m busy
Steve: *puppy dog eyes*
Tony: ……. okay
Success rate 60%
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Bucky: I made you some food.
Tony: Sorry robocop, I’m busy.
Bucky: I slaved all morning to make you something, the least you could do is eat it you little shit! *tries to shove food down Tony’s throat*
Success rate 20%
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Pepper: Hey Tony, I brought food.
Tony: Sorry Pep, can’t right now.
Pepper: I also brought coffee
Tony: Oh gimme! *grabby hands*
Pepper: Food first though
Tony: But coffee!
Success rate 45%
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Stephen: Tony I brought you food
Tony: Can’t right now Doc, busy.
Stephen: We can either do this the easy or hard way
Tony: what’s the hard way?
Stephen: I make a portal into your stomach, but trust me it won’t be comfortable
Success rate 14% [Well 100% if he uses the portal but then Tony won’t speak to him for a week]
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Rhodey: Hey Tones! Brought you food
Tony: Ah sorry honey bear, but I’m busy.
Rhodey: It’s burgers
Tony: ..well
Rhodey: with milkshakes!
Tony: ….I guess
Rhodey: And if you don’t I’ll let hammer upgrade war machine
Tony: YOU WOULDN’T DARE
Success rate 40%
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Natasha: Tony, here’s food. *drops on table*
Tony: Sorry itsy bitsy, I’m busy
Natasha: *murder glare*
Tony: *nervous sweating*
Natasha: *narrows eyes* Well?
Tony: *slowly reaches for food*
Success rate 80%
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Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m hungry. Can we go out to eat?
Tony: *drops everything* Sure kid. I’ll always have time for you
Peter: *beams*
Success rate 100%
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
these dudes kill me 😩😭
“Yo shit gon be movin!” 😭😂
imagine unknowingly having one of these new rachel dolezal v. 2.0 bitches in your circle
watch these white bitches flip the script and blame instagram and the melanin movement for making them feel like they had to look more ~exotic~ to “feel beautiful” to try and justify this shit lmao
Y’all gotta show me photos of your parents from now on. Y’all photos don’t matter no more
Nah. Everybody gotta do an on the spot 23 and me test.
we need genetic proof now
With the announcement of the live action Netflix ATLA show, you know I had to make a fancast
Anthony James Whitewolf as Sokka
Blu Hunt as Katara
Forrest Wheeler as Aang
Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Toph
Paul Sun-Hyung Lee as Iroh
Ryan Potter as Zuko
Nichole Bloom as Azula
Rila Fukushima as Mai
Teresa Daley as Ty Lee
Okay but this is legit perfection.
Best casting I’ve ever seen.
Quality fancasting!
messing up horribly but you’re still cute
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 