Uncategorized – Page 11 – Sunshine and Shit Jokes

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon

Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”

Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it

Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog

Ordered pizza to a demon house

Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum

Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow

Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO”

Tried luring Bigfoot with beer

Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off

Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman

Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs

Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat

Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant

The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets

Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it

Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem

They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk

Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found

Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart

roccondil:

tilthat:

TIL that during American Civil War some soldier’s wounds glowed blue; soldier’s whose wounds glowed had a better chance of surviving, and so the glow was called “Angel’s Glow”. Now it is known that the luminescence is due to bacteria that produce antibiotics and that live in nematodes

via reddit.com

I love how fantasy-world and mythological this sounds.

positive-memes:

Because everyone deserves to be a detective

You know that LGBT book store that had a post on her Common Grounds,

It’s closing down.

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

You know I went into She-ra thinking it’d just be kinda fun but goddamn Noelle Stevenson you fucking legend you did it again

The Creator of She-Ra Princesses of Power and Lumberjanes everyone

nichtwing:

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

Also if you are commuting think about what time you have to wake up for that 11am class.

lgaylah:

lgaylah:

lgaylah:

can….. we stop treating the bone shit like a tumblr funny thing like. u know how honest to god nauseous it actually feels to see a white person prancing around with a child of colour’s skeleton like it’s an ornament piece..???

the way she fucking says it’s “definitely better” in her care too bc she “appreciates it”. that was a literal person you’re carrying around. a literal child. it isn’t a cool rock or some shit that’s good in ur care cause you polish it up all nice and tidy like that’s a literal. child. white people literally have no fucking respect and love to treat poc like objects of curiousity and like. literally i do not care if you have an appreciation for collecting dead animals or some shit, but treating a dead child of colour akin to a dead animal is literally so fucked and i do not have to tell you why freak

also yes this is ok for whites to reblog lol

4 those who dont know wat im talking about:

http://lgaylah.tumblr.com/post/180147729174/another-fucking-bone-thief
im too tired to explain it warning for like. death

also update numerous ppl have said that the skeleton’s most likely just a plaster and in the case that that’s true im like relieved and in that case also either the whitie 1. is pretending it’s real for internet clout or 2. legitimately thinks the skeleton is real but either way her attitude about it is pretentious as hell and im like. sick of whites