bobavader:

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

finnglas:

pearwaldorf:

srsfunny:

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure – whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker – taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.

Your allah hat is very pretty

axvella:

innnamorata:

lordofthebutt-deactivated201704:

Thank you lol. It’s actually called a hijab.

i cant breathe

“Allah hat” im cryin

thormlm:

80shorrormovie:

u ever think about how steve had no backup plan beyond pulling his little romance trope 101 “with you till the end of the line” shit, if bucky couldn’t remember him he was going to let him beat him to death

steven grant rogers is THE most useless gay he literally signed up to be a human experiment so he didn’t have to be away from bucky while he was serving

xcrimsonlovex:

krysanteemi:

vine is dying so i had to save my favourites

This is the best one hands down. Everyone else go home.

strawberryspacejam:

strawberryspacejam:

cosmic-noir:

WTF are y’all fucking doing?

I went and looked up what kind of results this tan offers and-

this is what it does. This is just blackface in a bottle for all these inta models who make bank off being a greatvalue version of us black folx

starlight-witches:

Really need some help

Hey everyone,

We need a hand with money, I’m sorry to ask again. We have £3 to our name to last us until the 26th after our trip away due to 3 expensive unexpected payments. Because of being away for the gender clinic appointment there’s also very little food in our house and we need to afford more tonight when we get home. We’ve got no other way to get money together due to disabilities so this is the only thing we have as an option.

If anyone wants we can offer tarot or oracle readings to anyone who donates, we can also write spells for specific people and purposes if wanted as well.

Any help is so appreciated whether it’s a donation or a signal boost. Thank you so much in advance to anyone who does either of these! You’re all wonderful and we can’t even say how much it means to us.

Donation links:

http://paypal.me/enbykai

http://ko-fi.com/starlightwitches

waterlogged-pineapple:

never forget Sarah Paulson quitting her job after 20 minutes because she couldn’t spell parmesan