Uncategorized – Page 7 – Sunshine and Shit Jokes

me, logging onto tumblr.com: what’s the tea today

tumblr: user cummy—eyelids has purchased a child’s skeleton for 30$ at a flea market and refuses to admit how massively unethical this is

me, logging off tumblr.com:

the-black-backed-gull:

andrewinyrd:

andrewinyrd:

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sigeel:

here’s a short one containing Artemis, and Persephone’s relationship with her mom XD

“Artemis and her followers are so chaste, so pure!

They never spend any time around men at all, never have boyfriends…they just frolic in the woods all day together…”

“MOTHER THEY’RE LESBIANS”

zalrb:

mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

Yes.

adimals:

i-am-already-panicking:

mangokitkats:

solanastera:

plummyplums:

shock:

shock:

Do you all want to see a puppy that was so fucking hugelarge his mom had to get a C-section only specifically because of this puppy

big baby!!!

My child.

My friend’s dog had the same happen. They were supposed to have 4 puppies, they got one single puppy the size of 4 newborns bc he absorbed his siblings before they were fully developed. They named him Pangea.

They Named Him Pangea

queen-apathy:

idkhowbutyoufoundme:

rotten-to-the-applecore:

pwapboi:

awful-ninja:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

seb-vit:

everything-is-better-with-a-ph:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

nite nite lil fuckers.

me as a parent

they shouldn’t trust you with children

They already don’t

technically you signed over your firstborn when you followed me

great, now I owe my firstborn to FOUR people

Cut in forths or is it a custody battle?

Custody I guess. I promised it to several people

Me, from my desk, lowering my glasses to glare at you: Did you bring enough firstborn for the whole class?

Mom says it’s my turn with the firstborn