Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
It’s really funny to me how Overwatch gives the tip of “oh a well-balanced team is more likely to win!!!!!!!!” but you look at their character select screen and it’s like
i fully forgot that jacob had a sister called rebecca so that’s me now. im her. jacob’s sister is actually a 20 year old australian disaster and it’s canon and honestly? better treatment than she’d get from smeyer