when you mention you’re a witch and the person suddenly looks scared
me: *thinking about how i light candles and forget about them, press flowers, pocket small rocks from places i like, and whisper tiny blessings to animals i see*
me: yes i am very spooky and mysterious
#mr darcy being so tall they had to pan out to fit him in the shot #i’m always a slut for a height difference
I’m no lawyer or legal expert, but I’m pretty sure that it is legal precedent and you can now use “it was a drinking game” as a defense for anything now that Kavanaugh is literally a supreme court justice, and that is what he used.
So when I say “let’s demolish the supreme court with bulldozers,” you all know that I am referring to the drinking game that we all play that is very popular.
I am a lawyer and I must say this is a great legal argument
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I’m not crying. You’re crying.
It’s almost as if Republicans have different rules for themselves than for everyone else.
And Republicans claim that they are specifically targeted.
Help I’m crushing on a girl in my Intro to Legal Studies class but I think she’s straight.
My sister lives in an apartment with only her and her best friend in a city where they have no friends/family so whenever the maintenance guy comes to do repair, my sister’s drug dealer comes over and watches the guy to make sure he’s actually doing the job and not putting cameras or anything in the place.
This should be considered as a hate crime also.
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 