sometimes when a person annoys me I sign them up to recieve a free Book of Mormon in the mail.
and when a person really annoys me, i take their email addresses, phone numbers and social media info and sign them up for the mother of all spamlists.
don’t annoy me.
Chaotic evil
that’s me
the mormon bible thing gives me extra satisfaction in that it is paid for & takes money away from mormons
New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.
Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!
A young man journeys back to his childhood village and discovers that it’s now ruled by a cult. The leader of the cult Hannibal promises to protect the villagers from the monster that roams in the woods.
HOW could I forget the best! This spring I was admitted into the hospital with post-surgical complications, but beforehand, I was in the emergency room for hours, during which multiple doctors asked permission to use me for teaching, so about 20 doctors and nurses ended up seeing me topless before I was finally admitted.
It was the best hospital stay of my life. The nurses were super attentive and comforting; I was checked on CONSTANTLY, and I felt really looked after. I was like wow???
And then at about 4 AM a doctor came in and and said he needed to check me over and when I went to remove my gown he was like “wait a moment, we have to wait for a female nurse to chaperone.” And I said “oh! that’s funny, earlier tonight like 20 different guys observed me without a chaperone in the ER?”
And the doctor got really upset and said that absolutely shouldn’t have happened, and I got more confused, and after about another minute of back-and-forth I found out that for whatever reason (I’m assuming bedspace), I’d been admitted to the pediatrics wing.
Of course the people in the ER admitting me new my age, but once I was in, I guess the nurses and the doctor didn’t look at my birthday on my chart, because that’s obviously not the most pressing issue when you’re admitted to the hospital,
and based on my face and being in pediatrics,
all night my nurses had thought I was some poor kid who was staying in the hospital overnight without my parents or anyone else so much as coming to check on me vklsdnvksdnvklsnvls.
WHICH EXPLAINED why everyone was so NICE and also why there was a big cool fish tank outside my door.
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 