most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved
“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”
“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”
“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”
“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”
“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”
“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”
Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.
*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”
*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”
“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”
“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”
You know what’s terrifying about coming out as a lesbian?
It’s coming to the realization that when you let people know you are a lesbian, they no longer see your attraction as “oh this person likes women” but “wow this woman likes vagina”. Then you realize what homophobia really feels like, because they no longer see you as a “normal” person, but they see you as a sexual deviant who is a predator towards women and only cares about genitalia.
Then you realize why claiming lesbians have a “genital fetish” is so deeply homophobic. It just reenforces the idea that you are not normal, but that you are some monster that only cares about what is between a woman’s legs. Your sexual attraction is diminished and demonized.
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 