Um shit is really going down now at school. I think I’m supposed to meet with a private detective and a defense lawyer. What the fuck did I get myself into.
Fucking yep lads. Going to meet with a fucking lawyer tomorrow. So am I like getting sued or what because they said it’s about a complaint by a classmate but we like all filed complaints and I was the fucking ringleader in the whole situation. I swear to god if I have to go to court and hire a lawyer I am pissed. Like, I’m the one supposed to be going to law school, not supposed to be involved in the lawsuit. Shit man I just hope it’s just basic questions and not anything overly serious that will fuck me up.
“i’ll never be a real adult” i say as i work 40 hours a week at a stuffy office job, come home and spend the evening cooking and cleaning before relaxing on the couch with the 2019 ikea catalogue
some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:
– someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end – the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean – the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version – the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other – the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood – the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic – the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ – the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay – the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ – the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea – the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. – the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) – the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ – the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO
The swing voter in November will not be the Republican to Denocrat or Democrat to Republican.
It will be the non-voter to voter.
Young people,
this is your moment.
This is your election.
This is your time to win.
Vote! The lower the voter turnout, the more likely republicans are to win. Young people are majority liberal, but are way less likely to vote. Our voices matter. Vote to enact change!
Um shit is really going down now at school. I think I’m supposed to meet with a private detective and a defense lawyer. What the fuck did I get myself into.
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 