yourplayersaidwhat:

Warlock has nothing to do while other players shop around for rations and gear. Eventually everyone in the party arrives at the meeting place.

Warlock: While you were gone, I folded each of you an origami bunny!

Rogue: They probably suck.

DM: Roll for dexterity.

Warlock: *rolls a nat 20* THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL. FUCK YOU.