once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere?
me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
I accidentally received a full size face powder from Besame and now my consciousness is screaming at me because I feel guilty even though it was their mistake.
Sunshine and Shit Jokes 