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gradschoolvixen:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

gayjaredkleinman:

This was transformative media. I love it.

gahdamnpunk:

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

adamtots:

My book is finally out! It’s called Super Chill: A Year of Living Anxiously and you can get it wherever books are sold! Amazon actually SOLD OUT of copies, but it should be available on other sites like B&N! Amazon should have more copies soon!

sexdrugsandcomicbooks:

npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

NEWS PIG

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

I chuckling so hard rn

I’ll explode into spiders

insidemycar:

pitmother:

when ur in the club and the beat goes too hard.

i will never let this video die

punkfather:

jooferslannister:

gorps:

gorps:

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

Average day on a california freeway

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

It sure is!

azriona:

trekkingwilbury:

redditfront:

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.

ameliasscanwells:

eviesbfdylan:

ameliasscanwells:

eviesbfdylan:

i think one of the things i want to start learning in 2018 is how to make clothes. how do you start doing that?

YouTube tutorials! YouTube tutorials are honestly a gift from the heavens, if you’re like me and find in-person sewing classes really stressful. My personal favourite (and by “personal favourite” I mean “she basically singlehandedly taught me to sew) is Annika Victoria, who makes videos showing how to make common/popular clothing items like crop tops and circle skirts and how to replicate overpriced high fashion items. She also has a website with text-based tutorials and other resources.

!!!
thank you so much!

you’re very welcome! I went to exactly one (1) in-person sewing class, which was full of cliquish wine moms who scared me, so I was very relieved to find that I could learn from the comfort and privacy of my own home, where only my cats would judge me.

brunhiddensmusings:

disenfranchisedchads:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

‘ye olde florida man’ is actually way closer then it has any right to be and that scares me

thatpettyblackgirl:

Sis really killed it