samosevie:

Well, be sure to let your imagination get the best of you. That’s the first step.
Imagine the worst thing possible, assume it’s true, and go from there.
– Theodora Crain

supremeleaderkylorens:

Someone: you want to bang the villain?

Me:

mens-rights-activia:

thenorwegianmonk:

mens-rights-activia:

Fr*nch language: we call these houses “chateaux”

Me: oh cool

Fr*nch language: but it’s pronounced “shat o”

Me:

brainbubblegum:

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

blogdogz:

Good boys

richardalexanderrr:

cops are excellent record keepers until it means recording their abuse of power

FORGET ASHE WE’RE HERE FOR BOB!!!!!!!!

prompji:

morthils:

morthils:

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!