Overwatch dykes get a grip that animation looks like a poor attempt at Mirage from the Incredibles with facial tracking by Ruby Rose get wet over something else
What grey area? They’re literally romcoms and they are fat women. Shut up, you don’t get this title of first anything.
Rebel just take the L and move on
Look at all this white feminism
Smh she buggin, i saw this earlier she shoulda took her L
The grey area is that their black
when tf were Mo’Nique and Queen Latifah in movies and NOT plus sized ?
^^^Im saying!! White feminism is something they have to rearrange their brain to say this shit
For real, those two have been big girls since far before I even heard of Rebel, she’s full of it and it’s not cute. She coulda stayed out of the convo if she wanted to be shady, bbut she opened her mouth and let out some big ass lies.
And she’s not even the first plus sized WHITE girl to be romanced as a lead in a movie.
-Ricki Lake
-Nikki Blonsky
-Shannon Purser was in a rom com THIS YEAR
She just wants to be special so badly, and I hope her movie flops. Because she’s not funny.
if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
no wailing allowed at funerals
also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it
if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to
the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once
I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars
I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard.
A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.
2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens.
I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me.
A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink.
Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them.
And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened
Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*
Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.
Second, just, fuck off.
“heterophobic”
Yep, heterophobic, like homophobic but against straight people.
I am not against straight people! I can’t be heterophobic and I have like bunches of straight friends. They are great, we get together and do straight people stuff like mini golf and yelling outside of abortion clinics.
I can’t be heterophobic when I have at least three straight friends and I don’t judge them! Like, as long as they aren’t being straight in front of me because no one needs to see that lol. But no, I love the straights!
news flash: asking straights to be Decent Human Beings in queer spaces is now heterophobic
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Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.
“ Imagine legit thinking that straight culture isn’t at fault for homophobia even though unedited history syays that yes it is.
Gays: straight people treat us like shit when they go in gay only areas
Straight people: THATS HETEROPHOBIC1!!!1!
“Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.” Um … no but the experiences this person has listed above … all these situations … are … in fact … caused by straight people …
Like, of course not every bad thing in a gay bar is caused by str8s but these were … ?
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